Happy Engineer’s Day Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes 2016

Happy Engineer’s Day Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes: Happy Engineer’s Day to all Engineer to who studying engineering and who are still searching for job. Every 15th Spetember We are celebrte Happy Engineer’s Day In India to give honor of legendary engineer Sir M. Visvesvaraya. M. Visvesvaraya was born in 1861 on this Bharat Ratna. He was the Reason for so many Successful constructions of Bridges, dams and drinking water scheme all over India. Send this Engineer’s Day Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes to your friends and be stress free.

One of the Most Famous dams K.R. Sagar dam was also design and constructed by him. So in honor of M. Visvesvaraya (legend of Engineering) we celebrate engineer’s day by sharing funny whatsapp status and quotes.

Funny Engineer’s Day Whatsapp Status and Quotes

Funny Engineers Day Whatsapp Status And Quotes 2016
Funny Engineers Day Whatsapp Status And Quotes 2016

You can be a Doctor and save lives.
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.
You can be a Soldier and protect lives.
But why to play with others’ lives?
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives.
We build the world (Civil Engineer.)
We build the magic world (Computer Engineer)
We connect the world (Electronics & Communication Engineer.)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engineer)
We move the world (Mechanical Engineer)
PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER

Funny Engineers Day Whatsapp Status

We are Cheaters, but we don’t cheat Humanity!
We hate Study, but we love Technology!
We flirt with flirters, but we are lovers!!
The World can’t Change us, But we can change the World!!
We don’t have Books in Hand, but have Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!
We are the rarest common Race on Earth!! Meet us
We are the ENGINEERS!!
1. Engineering Fact: We don’t need a girlfriend. Our assignments irritate us every day. That’s enough.
2. Father: I have 4 sons, 1st son is Mechanical Engineer, 2nd son is Civil Engineer, 3rd son is Chemical Engineer and 4th son is Thief.
Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father: He is the only one EARNING in the house, rest are jobless!!!
3. A beauty of Engineers: A first bench student knows the answer to the entire problem but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem..!
4. Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life were called “SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS.
5. Tip: Amount of money spent in photocopies over the span of four years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine

Happy Engineer Day Whatsapp Status

Hope you will share and enjoy Engineers Day 2016 Images, HD Wallpapers, and Pictures with your engineering buddies.
Centuries ago
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there were people who sacrificed their sleep, laughter , food, shelter & other joys of life
These were called the “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS.

Happy Engineers Day!

U can be a Doctor & save lives…
U can B a soldier & protect other lives
U can B a Lawyer & defend lives…
But Y to play with others lives???
So we simply became engineers just to screw up our own lives;)
We R engineers

Funny Facts About Engineers

1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national dress and Maggi is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.

6. An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.8.0 instead of 7.0

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE
This is how engineers flirt

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”

17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having bottle of beer in his hand.

18. There is always a hidden folder in engineer’s laptop…

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